to bring about enough hemorrhaging to cause death from loss of blood, but this attempt ... in any way increase the value of these notes. This is not a report, nor is it...
the notion that a death note actually existing began to settle in peoples minds. Within the period of a month the fictional story of the death note now has created...
The history of my pancreas will continue after my death. It does not follow that my history will continue after my death. The fate of my pancreas does not equal my...
of sources and causes of deaths in nation, M.F. ranks as 3rd highest contributor of death.
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Death is portrayed in the DC Comics Universe as a beautiful young woman.
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Warning: The characters are out of…character. And we don’t own Death Note, though we wish like every other fan.
*Enter Light in a plaid suit onto the game show set. Behind each contestant platform stands a non-chalant Near, an aggravated Mello, and a twitchy L. The camera men aim their cameras on Light as he struts onstage*
Light: Hello and welcome all to the greatest game show on earth: Kill That Man!! Today’s contestants are Near!
Near: ….
Light: Mello!!!
Mello: Why are we here?!
Light: And L!
L: Why was there no cake backstage on that food bar? *twitching* It had nothing but fruit. Fruit! * more twitching*
Light: Before we begin the game, let’s get to know our contestants! * walks over to Near’s pedestal * Near, how are you today?
Near: …
Light: okay…Where you from?
Near: The Wammy House.
Light: What is that, like some Whack-a-Mole game? * chuckles at his own bad pun *
Near: …* takes out Optimus Prime action figure and throws it at Light’s head * PEARL HARBOR!
Light: * ducks * WTF?! You little brat, what was that for?! * points finger at Near’s face *
Near: * chomps down on Light’s unfortunate finger *
Light: GAH! HE BIT ME!! HE FREAKIN’ BIT ME!! IT HIT THE BONE!!! RIGHT THROUGH THE BONE!!!! AHHH, IT HURTS!!
L: Near! Spit that out right now, you don’t know where it’s been!!
Near: M’kay. * spits out mauled finger *
Light: * in a low tone to self * I hate kids. Freakin’ kid’s from Village of the Damned. I sware.
Near: * stare * …..
Light: Stop trying to control my mind!! * clears throat * Next contestant…Mello!! So how are you today little girl!
Mello: * murderous glare * I’m not a little girl.
Light: So, what, are you a tranny?
Mello: NO!! SCREW YOU!! * takes out bar of...
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