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Hello Sister. Your name is Jessica Johnson. I would assume you know this, but in the case you don’t, I just told you so you should be OK. I am playing around on Microsoft Word. I do not know why. I’m just bored. I want to go to sleep. I think I am. I have no homework, so I think I am. I’m sorry I can’t stay awake to see you if you are even coming home you knucklehead.

Alright then I’m going to tell mom to tell you to check this. So you can be like whaaaaaa?  

Ok motha my ma. How are you this great-no grand evening of the twenty-third of the second month of the two thousand tenth year after death. Aaahaaha mom number two just scolded the black girl and she clapped her hands and said ow that hurt. And she loves on the tubby one for eating all her food. How dumb is that. I eat all my food all the time. I get no reward. Just because she has a hemorrhoid and a swollen ear like three times the normal size means nothing. I swear. Ridiculous it is. Oh yeah ma you might have some credit card charges from we-are-tha-catz.org for some premium cat food but don’t worry about that just you know ignore it. I don’t know anything about it. Just so you know. Not a clue I have. Oh yeah I think there could be some charges for a kitty limo that comes complete with wheels and a chauffeur. Ahaha. Anyway ma I am makin this way too long but it’s ok. Cause you know I’m a cat. Kitty cat meow meow. Ahaha so ma ill talk to ya later. Bye bye loves and kisses and all that crap those stupid Brits say. Ehehe

You know that feline that you have had way longer than those raunchy creatures at your place of work. You know who it is.
Ahaha. You know. I think you know.

Ok well if you don’t know its Allie Jean. You know Lucky. That one. Yeah it’s me. You know. I don’t have to tell you twice. Ahaha. You got it. Yeah. I know. You know. Ok. Yeah. Me. Allie. Ok bye ma.

Wow ok so I left to go pour me some Coke and I was literally gone for like 45 seconds. And I suppose Allie did all that in...