Lear

[Enter Edgar (disguised)]

Edgar - Getting rid of my appearance and identity as edgar and becoming as a hobo has brought me one step closer to the accomplishment of my mission, on finding out who is tryin ta frame me. Now that my father is more worried with king Lear and the fact that his two daughters has treated him with respect that an ass would deserve, my father will not search for me.

          (Sounds coming from afar)

          I hear some one in the distance I must hide and conceal myself.

          (Looks around and jumps in to the water)

Knight: - Who’s there show yourself.

          (moments pass by and Edgar comes out panting for breath)

Edgar: - It’s me, a hobo.

Knight: - What’s your history?

Edgar: - I live in the streets askin for loot. I was a young rich man with a fow hawk and a deezed body livin off my dad’s loot. Every chick will come after me. You must be wondering how I turned into this piece of crap. Well when I was young all I did for fun was gamble and have sex with the chicks that came after me and didn’t give a BLEEP about school, but now I realized I made a great mistake.

Knight - Is that a tattoo on your left arm, I swear I saw that tattoo on someone else’s left arm.

Edgar - It’s a common tattoo any man can have the same tattoo. (Nervously)

Knight - Know i remember, it was on Gloucester’s hand, your edgar right?

Edgar - What the hell are you talking about.

(Edgar leaves)

(The knight runs to the city to Edmund)

Knight - Edmund, Edmund I found your brother, he’s in dessguise walking around the streets as a hobo.

Edmund -   Thanks for telling me. Now I can go looking for him to arrest him to arrest him. You can leave now.

Siloliquy

[Gloucester enter and hides and listens]

Edmund- now I can go and finish off that bastard, and make it look like im the loyal one to my father and achieve all oh his wealth. The time has finally come for me to rule this kingdom....