An Essay?

This is an essay on essays. How must you create one? How will it be successful? Honestly, I don't know, which is why I am hoping to become a member on this website. What I do know and what I will tell you is that it has to be good. Yes, that's it. It has to be good and simple. That is, of course, if you want to be percieved merely "good". However, if you desire to exceed then I suggest you stop reading this now. Nothing out of this "essay" will help you in any shape or form. All you will get is some advice from a person who wished to join a website that annoyingly requires to submit an essay. Frankly, all my essays have been hand-written and are placed in portfolion in schoo. I am not in school and I am not going to exit the website because I desperatley need to view other essays. You see, I need to write one by [insert due date here] and I'm afraid I need help. I don't intend to copy, just browsing, so maybe I will get an idea as to what mine will be about. So, if you continued to read, sorry to have wasted your time but I do recall telling you to stop. If I will give any advice, it's this: The way you place your vocabulary makes all the difference. Make your essay sound like YOU wrote it, not some average joe. That's all folks.