Pacific Disease

There was a terrible disease on an island far off the Pacific Ocean. There were five people, six totals including me. I was the only one who had the medicine that can cure the disease. Only problem is, the medicine is enough for one person and one person only. Who will I choose? Ok let’s just get this straight. There is a 41 year old male with five kids, a 16 year old female who wants to be a nurse and help people, a 34 year old male is the wealthiest man on earth, a 77 year old female who loves helping others, and last but definitely not least, a 54 year old female chemist who actually knows how to make medicine. You tell me who I would choose. Then again, I’ll tell you. I’ll pick, even if my life is depending on it, the 54 year old chemist. You know why? I’ll tell you why. First of all, she is a chemist for god’s sakes. SHE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE MEDICINE. Second of all, since I choose her and since she is a chemist, she could probably make more of the same medicine I had and cure the rest of the people. Last but not least, she can save over thousands of people because she made a remarkable breakthrough in a cure for aids. What can I say; I am sorry I didn’t cure any of the other people. I know that everyone in this entire world, if they were in the same situation I was in, they would do the exact same thing I did and would cure the same exact person I cured.





Let’s cut to the chase. First off I have the 41 year old male. I know that he has five kids but, how would you know if his kids hated him or not or if they wished him dead. Who knows? What can I say, I had to cure somebody and I guess that somebody was the 54 year old female chemist. Second off, I have this 34 year old male who is really rich and is totally full of it, if you know what I mean.


Have you ever heard the rumor or the saying that everyone hates rich people? An obvious reason if because they are jealous. If he was dead, they would have nothing to be jealous about. Next up...