Heroes Must Die

Blaine the big was half badger and half troll.   He was a huge beast (nearly twice the height of a human) and was almost completely covered in spikes.   He hated his space colony.   He lived with fake trees, fake grass, fake rain, and all sorts of fake things.   He longed to live on Earth and see the real things.   He tried multiple times to break into the space airports and enter a ship to Earth, but the wizard guards always caught him.  

One day, while Blaine was sleeping, the DANGER 1 alarm went off.   The alarm was only used for extremely dangerous situations.   Blaine and his pet dorg (a big dog trained to kill), Leo, ran out to see what the commotion was about.   He felt cold fear run all down his body.   There, right in front of him, was a huge troll.   Trolls had horribly big bodies and had spikes everywhere below the neck.   It smelt horrible and had a double-ended axe.   “What do we have here?” the troll said.   “Don’t hurt me-I’m half troll.   You wouldn’t hurt me would you?” stammered Blaine.   Blaine decided to go for the friendly approach.   “Your axe looks … marvelous,” he said.   Trolls loved to hear their weapons get compliments.   This troll was no exception.   “You think

so?   I really like my axe.   My name’s Pete the Perilous.   So, what other half are you?”   “I’m Blaine.   I’m half badger as well as half troll,” answered Blaine.   Blaine decided that Pete wasn’t all that bad.   “What troll dynasty are you from?” Blaine asked.   “Oh, I’m not a troll.   I’m a seronto,” said Pete.   “What!” blurted Blaine.   Serontos were extremely rare these days because of their not-so-smart minds.   Serontos have the power to change into anything they want, and a lot of times they would turn into something deadly.   Therefore, the wizards kill them not knowing they were serontos.   “Turn into something smaller!” hissed Blaine.   With a “pop” he turned into a pen.   Blaine hastily put the pen into his pocket.  

Just then, a score of wizards came around the corner, all with...