Oil and Gas Conservation

Chay k Pyale se uthati Bhap me aapki Taswir najar aati hai,
bas isi chakkar me Roz meri Chay thandi ho jati hai.....!

Julf bikhari thi ghata chha raha tha,
Julf bikhari thi ghata chha raha tha.....
paas jakar dekha to Sardar naha raha tha.

Tum ho sabki Aankhon ka noor ho,
apni adaon k liye mashoor ho,
tum ho is zamane me sabse alag, sabse juda.....
kyunki tum insaan k roop me Languur ho.

keemti cheez k har koi kaabil nahin hota,
Ye to tere PitaJi ki meharbani hain.....
warna tum jaise popat k paas mobile nahin hota.

Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekhna chahiye,
Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekhna chahiye,
aur Ladki patate waqt sandal ko dekhna chahiye.....!

Jise Koyal samjha wo Kauwa nikla,
Dosti k naam par Hauwa nikla,
Jo roka karte the hame sharab p ne se.....
sala usi k jeb se hi   sigret nikla.

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar.....
lambi poonch aur 4 taango k saath aaoge..!!!
gulab ko hum kamal bana dete,
teri yaad me gajal bana dete!
kambhakhat humpe koi marata nahi...
nahi to Banaras me tajmahal bana dete!!

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,

KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!


Naari k chakkar mein bhool na jana Yaari,
Jab thokar khaoge to yaad aayegi hamari,
Sudhro varna taklif hogi bhari,
Purush bachao samiti dwara janhit mein jari.

Mai Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mai Tumhare Liye Doob k Marta...
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha

Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai,
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai,
Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY",
vo aaj "LUX" se naha k aya hai.

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,
Dil k arman ansuo me beh gaye,
Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye...
Light chali gayi thi.....
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye....
Dost na rahe to Dosti kaun karega,
Khuda...