The Way Things Are

Vicky is actually quare fat
I tried to take her blood pressure earlier
But she was like 'NUH GWAY'
And sure, I said to myself, I did, that this just wasn't worth it.
jimmy! says:
XD
Willynator says:
And then, I went on holidays then, to Barcelona.
Where I got sex off a spanish person for approx €4.356
God, I said to myself as I walked back to my resort, staggering slightly, she had really put me through my paces, I was like gawd, jaysus, I deserve better than Vicky.
So I told her earlier, when I got my plane back, that I needed to go to the circus immediately
Coz this sexy beast caught my eye.
Literally ;]
And sure, I was thinking to myself, why not.
So i went to the circus without Vicky.
And made my way slowly and carefully behind the tents to the animals, it cost me €1
There was a lotta little kids.
So I was walking, straight for the cows
Coz dur colourful colours attracted me.
MMMM, I said to myself
Feeling my jeans tighten
Quickening my pace
One particular coz caught my fancy.
She had the finest set a legs
And oh god, she wanted it.
jimmy! says:
i came  
Willynator says:
She reminded me vaguely of the spanish girl, of about 7 years of age
wo0p
that was my intention
Gawd, why'd you take so long.
It had the elements that would make you ejaculate.
GAWD.
HEARD YE GOT INTO COLLEGE YOKE JIMMEH BOY.
*pats back seductively*