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How To Annoy People

This paper will attempt to explore how to annoy people in many different situations these categories are as followas
: how to annoy people in restaurants, chat rooms, while driving, and in the grocery store.   Also explored are annoying your roommate, your neighbors, public bathroom stall mates, your teacher or professor, and the police.
The following are guaranteed ways to annoy at your favorite restaurant:   Decline to be seated and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.   Pretend you do not understand what your server is saying no matter how much he/she yells or how slowly they say it.   Ask your server for an extra seat and place setting for your imaginary friend.   Wander around the restaurant asking other diners for their parsley.   Slurp your soup.   Eat out with your friends and forget your wallet.   Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon or pay

How To Annoy People

This paper will attempt to explore how to annoy people in many different situations these categories are as followas
: how to annoy people in restaurants, chat rooms, while driving, and in the grocery store.   Also explored are annoying your roommate, your neighbors, public bathroom stall mates, your teacher or professor, and the police.
The following are guaranteed ways to annoy at your favorite restaurant:   Decline to be seated and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.   Pretend you do not understand what your server is saying no matter how much he/she yells or how slowly they say it.   Ask your server for an extra seat and place setting for your imaginary friend.   Wander around the restaurant asking other diners for their parsley.   Slurp your soup.   Eat out with your friends and forget your wallet.   Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon or pay

How To Annoy People

This paper will attempt to explore how to annoy people in many different situations these categories are as followas...

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