Words of Wisdom:

"meh...life...who cares...?" - Gon_b


  • Date Submitted: 02/29/2012 05:34 PM
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Watsons go to Birmingham  

1. Momma almost married Hambone Henderson                       True     False
2. Kenny got his lips stuck to the speculum of the car               True     False
3. Byron says “give my regards to Poindexter, Clark” to
Kenny when he skips school                                                       True       False
4. Kenny thinks that Rufus is his very own personal angel.       True       False
5. L.J. Jones always plays fair and never steals any of
Kenny’s dinosaurs                                                                     True       False
6. There are two types of dinosaurs, Nazi and American           True       False
7. According to Byron, every morning a fake garbage truck
comes around and collects “frozen up southern folks”               True     False
8. Joey hates being the laughing sock of the morning  
Kindergarten                                                                                 True     False
9. Byron tries to make a pretend movie in his bathroom             True     False
10. Joey obeys her Mom and goes to get the matches                 True     False
11.   Byron is delighted to hear that they are on welfare
money                                                                                           True     False
12. Kenny made a popsicle-stick tombstone for a bird               True     False
13. Momma says that Byron is an honest-to -God clown           True     False
14. Joey calls Byron, death row prisoner #541                           True     False
15. Everyone was upset about the TT A-B 700 Ultra Glide       True     False
16. Dad let everyone pick four songs that they wanted to play   True     False
17. They go to Alabama to show Byron how life could be as a             True   False
young kid growing up in the north
18. Kenny and Byron really know what is going on in the south           True   False
19. Kenny makes his Dad stand nearby at most restrooms stops             True...


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