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An essay on chocolate cake
While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind chocolate cake, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. Advancments in chocolate cake can be linked to many areas. Given that its influence pervades our society, chocolate cake is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from so called 'babies', who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is chocolate cake.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of chocolate cake to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he must have been referning to chocolate cake. No symbol is more potent than chocolate cake in society today. It helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.

Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon chocolate cake. It grows stonger every day.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to chocolate cake. We will begin by looking at the Custard-Not-Mustard model. Taking special care to highlight the role of chocolate cake within the vast framework which this provides.
Interest


chocolate cake

The statistics make it clear that chocolate cake is a major market factor. Obviously interest will eventually break free from the powerful influence of chocolate cake, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for...