On Rolling the Credits

100 Reasons why I should roll the credits (and hate you for it)

  1. You have a girlfriend...But then you...

  2. We drifted apart.

  3. Even if it persisted, it would be an LDR. That sucks.

  4. We’re too different for each other.

  5. You don’t appreciate literature as much as I do.

  6. I’m a feminist.

  7. You don’t know how to play an instrument, much less a guitar.

  8. Your grammar sucks.

  9. You don’t wait for my jeep to at least leave when you walk with me at the terminal.

  10. You’re way too traditional.

  11. You always wear shorts.

  12. You don’t smile when your picture is taken.

  13. I “unfriended” you in facebook.

  14. I deleted your digits on my phone.

  15. You don’t ask how my day was.

  16. You’re not a listener.

  17. You only read books when you’re depressed.

  18. You’re not a spiritual/ religious type of person.

  19. You wear some of your clothes again and again.

  20. You act stupid when you’re drunk.

  21. You talk back with your mother.

  22. You’re not that well-off.

  23. Your fashion sense seems to be outdated.

  24. I hate the fact that you’re wearing a ring and you don’t even take it off when you’re with me.

  25. You flirted with me even though you were in a relationship.

  26. You talk a lot for a guy.

  27. You asked me to do “it” even though I disagreed.

  28. You’re too moody for a guy.

  29. You let me pay for some of our dinners.

  30. You won’t let me “explore” your phone.

  31. You didn’t give me your pass word in face book.

  32. You let me do the first move.

  33. Sometimes, you treat me like your student.

  34. You don’t have netiquette.

  35. You use the exclamation point in texting way too many times it gets too offending.

  36. I became your dirty little secret.

  37. I hate it when someone you know sees us together, and then you’ll be embarrassed.

  38. I hate it when you say that “it’s all in...