Words of Wisdom:

"It's not about death... but *life*." - Majora


  • Date Submitted: 03/16/2010 09:40 PM
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If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be?

Would you rather eat your pizza cold or hot?
like a bisexual.

Do you think you're wasting your time on the person you like?
not at all.

Do you drink lots of booze?
hells yeahh, (lol jk jk)

If you're sleeping and someone calls you, what do you say?
I'm asleep. I don't say anything...

What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Mason's big, juicy, horse dick.

Are you in a good mood?
Hmm, yeah.

How many Ibuprofen do you take at a time?
A bottle a day.

Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
I just did.

Pick a word that begins with the first letter of your first name?
ku klux klan

Would you go 2 days without eating for $200?
uh, yeah. It's not that hard.

Do you prefer glazed or powdered donuts?
powdered, because sometimes whoever does the glazing doesn't glaze it enough. >:(

What does your current Facebook status mean?

If you lived in Bikini Bottom, would you rather befriend Spongebob or Plankton?
Plankton is adorable.

Are you afraid to stay home all alone?

What's on your wrist right now?

Do you have clothes in your closet that are not yours?

Have you kissed someone with braces?
everyday. lol

Could you last in a relationship for over a year?
I would like to make it happen.

When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or off?

Do you want to get married?


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