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An Extremely Brief History of Radtopia.

A period of time ago in a place that may or may not have been far away, Ron Burgundy was riding his pet narwhal (just roll with it) around the Pacific Ocean. “Oh glory, what a beautiful day it is! Ho! What is that on the horizon?” Ron’s eyes spotted a island in the shape of an extremely happy face. Docking his narwhal at the conveniently located Narwhal docking zone, Ron explored the island. What he found astounded him. There were magnificient herbs and supplements everywhere. Exotic birds and animals frolicked in the forests, and the air literally tasted like candy. Ron decided to christen the island with the name Rontopia, and decided to take advantage of his newfound land. Every year, Ron would go back to “normal” countries and adopt 8 midget babies. Being the only nonmidget around, he raised the midgets to think that he was, in fact, god. To this day, there are a select few cults of midgets that hold to these beliefs.
Years later, other non midgets eventually landed on the islands. Amazed at their findings (wild emus, piranha plants, sculptures of Ron Burgundy), the new inhabitants decided to colonize the territory. One man, none other than the one, the only, Brian Wilson, christened the land to be called Radtopia, because truly no other name would do it justice. Many events followed the colonizing of Radtopia- including but not limited to the War of the Lemmings, The Sheep Indoctrination of 1948, and the unforgettable Goomba invasion just a little over 50 years ago that still has vets reeling. All in all, Radtopia has been through, truly, the good, the bad, and the very ugly, and has still come out radder, badder, and madder then ever. Welcome to Radtopia- “Where you’re worth it”.